Laptop VS Lapdog

Prepare for the Differences in Coverage of Hunter and Jan. 6 Committee Report

Thanks again to American Thinker for running this piece. You can visit the website at: https://www.americanthinker.com/

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Come late September, when the committee releases its final report, these are the headlines that will be splashed across the country, rehashed endlessly on cable, and dominate social media feeds.

Nary a mention will be made of the pre-election timing (how dare you be so cynical?), no discussion of the non-existent evidence will be made, nothing will be said about contradictory testimony, and nothing at all about the beyond dubious assertions made.  Fact checkers will find the facts fine, pundits will proclaim propriety, voting systems will be validated, reporters will rousingly render it robust and resounding, and the swamp will hold its breath until November 8 to see if it worked.

There will be no headlines about “Congressional Misinformation,” nothing about it being a sordid attempt to influence elections, exactly zero social media/search engines slow-downs ands blockages, no sweeping statements about it not being newsworthy, no one questioning any testimony, no doubts raised about motives, and definitely no letter signed by 51 officials calling the entire process into question.

In other words, the report is not going to get the Hunter Biden laptop treatment.

While the Committee’s show trial has produced scant new information – and much of what seems at first new turns out not to be true (grabbed the steering wheel?) – and is admittedly intended to destroy a specific political candidate, the report will be treated with Talmudic reverence.  And if you raise any about it questions, you are evil and stupid and evil and wrong and evil and delusional and evil.

In fact, the coverage will be the exact opposite of the laptop affair despite the fact that the laptop was really Hunter’s, that Joe Biden has been confirmed multiple times as “the big guy,” and that actual crimes were personally documented in writing by Hunter himself.  To say the evidentiary difference between what is on the laptop and what the Committee report will claim is vast is an understatement of rather epic proportions.

It will not take the Washington Post and the New York Times 18 months to find the report impeccably truthful and incredibly damning – since that was decided months ago it won’t even take 18 seconds.

The public editor of NPR will not proclaim “that the assertions don’t amount to much,” and her managing editor will definitely not be saying that “(W)e don't want to waste our time on stories that are not really stories, and we don't want to waste the listeners’ and readers’ time on stories that are just pure distractions. And quite frankly, that's where we ended up, this was … a politically driven event and we decided to treat it that way.”

Google, Twitter, Facebook will tout the report, not bury it, a process that seems to have possibly already begun – search “Jan. 6 committee lies” or “Jan.6 committee false” already and one finds on the first page (the one 92 percent of searchers never go beyond) and you will find only references to how the committee is not lying and is not spreading falsehoods (except for the ads – Google still gotta get paid).

That pre-confirmation process started even before the committee held its first hearing and has – and will continue – to be shouted loudly.  Terms like “riveting,” “remarkably effective,” and “comprehensive” litter the pages and airwaves, for example: https://www.lawfareblog.com/lessons%E2%80%94and-limits%E2%80%94-jan-6-committee ).  Interestingly, this item calls out as a positive the committee’s “construction of an easy-to-follow narrative.” 

Pretty sure that’s usually called just a story.

So, come the end of September (it won’t be October so it can’t be belittled as an “October Surprise”) get ready to play a few rounds of buzzword bingo and ask yourself “What would Hunter do?”

But, for the love of God, don’t actually do it.