Snack Attack!!!

Biden Wants More Chips and the Greedy Capitalists Won't Give Them to Him

This is absolutely, not kidding, on the White House’s YouTube channel, 100 percent real.

This is actually President Biden taking Super Bowl Sunday to complain about how snacks are getting smaller because companies are greedily putting fewer chips in each bag:

I’m not sure there is much else to say other than:

·         Maybe your inflation caused this shrinkflation?

·         Maybe you should fire the people that convinced you to do that, especially after passing on the traditional presidential interview?

As to the second point, I like to remind readers that, to get this done, grown-ups got paid with your tax dollars to actually hold meetings, review drafts, discuss optics, check tech specs, and call the companies that make the products on display to make sure they are okay with being in a commercial calling them cheating lying scumbags.

I mean, I assume they got permission.

They better have.

This is just a short bit of terrifying ha ha but I thought it needed as wide an audience as possible.  Hence, I’ve left the comments open – have fun typing smart but mean things!!!